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#1747794 LSHA League News & Rumours

Posted by Twiggy on 15 August 2013 - 03:53 AM

I doan know what you're talking about
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#1693332 LSHL OWNER POLL : Revised Prospect Roster Proposal

Posted by Tamby on 03 October 2012 - 02:39 PM


Bunch of catty fucking snippy bitches in here. I'm fucking done with this shit. Vote how you want, I'm done trying to make it make sense.
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#1790188 Congratulations Palm Beach Flying Dutchmen

Posted by radioblaster on 16 April 2014 - 08:23 PM

it's goin' down, i'm yelling imberrrrrrr.

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#1790088 Congratulations Palm Beach Flying Dutchmen

Posted by Tamby on 15 April 2014 - 08:40 AM

I tip my hat to Imber, and smash Deezy's head for grammar rape.
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#1752162 The Chiefs Are Up For Sale

Posted by Jordan Sales on 29 September 2013 - 07:23 PM

After an exhausting search for financial backing and a suitable location, the Smithers Chiefs have officially chosen to relocate to Jasper Alberta after a mysterious cash influx from an anonymous Kiwi backer.  The new team shall be known as the Jasper Winter Bears and will be looking to play an exciting brand of up tempo and hard forchecking hockey.  Jordan Sales has been named the General Manager of this team and is responsible for turning around this wayward ship. In Mr Sales' official statement, he notes that his roster will have its challenges, that no players are safe and that his team "may not win 82 games this season".  He also would like to thank the community of Smithers for supporting the Chiefs and is sorry for their loss, but looks forward to a long and prosperous relationship between Jasper and the LSHA

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#1747418 LSHA Transaction Thread

Posted by Twiggy on 08 August 2013 - 08:30 PM

Smithers Chiefs trade 2013 1st round Comp and a2014 2nd round comp, to the Bevridge Minotaurs for their 2014 1st round pick.

Word to your mother (agreed)
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#1706958 LSHL Rumour Mill

Posted by Tamby on 09 January 2013 - 10:11 AM

I'll trade you a sweet sweet bushel of fuck-all for Huselius

I'm going to stab MOB in the face now.
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#1693405 LSHL OWNER POLL : Revised Prospect Roster Proposal

Posted by Commissioner on 03 October 2012 - 06:57 PM

Either that or why find other ways to help teams at the bottom, even a little, that's all that we are trying to do here.

MEANINGFUL Revenue Sharing!!!!

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#1680394 LSHL Rumour Mill

Posted by Tamby on 15 August 2012 - 11:50 AM

Since he's come up in discussion with other GMs in the past, the Tulsa 24 are announcing the availability of Michael Grabner. If you would like to make an offer, please do so no later than Saturday August 18th, as his bags will be packed and he'll be awaiting his boarding pass at that time.

Please note that this announcement coming on the heels of the Prairie Schooner's blurb is merely a coincidence. There is nothing to see here. Please move along.
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#1672999 LSHL 2012-13 Transaction Thread

Posted by Twiggy on 18 July 2012 - 07:12 PM

Above confirmed

We here at management didn't feel MOB had done enough trading lately. We wanted to help with that
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#1622680 LSHA League News & Rumours

Posted by Tamby on 16 April 2012 - 09:27 PM

I'm really going to have to go over the rules and regulation thread with a fine tooth comb. Seems like there were several copy and paste mistakes from the LSHL.

The LSHA intended for teams to be allowed to trade once their season ended and their admission fee for the following season was paid up.

Sorry for the confusion.

Not to sound like an ass, but that probably should have been done before the season started. There have been several instances of confusion about LSHA rules that I've noticed this year. I think more time should be spent on the rules and the actual workings of this league, rather than on fake team newspapers and the like.
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#1572666 Official LSHA Trash Talk

Posted by Tamby on 03 February 2012 - 12:44 PM

Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Tulsa County's still atop the Central Division
Something grabbed ahold of them tightly, flying like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will they ever stop? Yo! I don't know, turnin out the lights on their divisional foes
To the extreme the Diamonds get rocked, same with the BoatyTusks, Ninjas and Hawks
If there was a problem, yo, they'd solve it
The Starships got all y'all fools in their pocket

dun dun dun duhduh DUNdun
dun dun dun duhduh DUNdun
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#1557151 LSHL 2011/2012 Trash Talk Thread

Posted by Money on 06 January 2012 - 12:08 AM

Words cant describe how bad -7 is.


"minus seven"

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#1528793 Official LSHA Trash Talk

Posted by Commissioner on 29 October 2011 - 04:49 PM

This calls for an EPIC RAP BATTLE!

You know that trade? The one you just lost-ski?
I gave you Tyler Bozak for Alex Goligoski!
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#1528350 LSHL 2011-12 Transaction Thread

Posted by Commissioner on 28 October 2011 - 05:15 PM

Sorry man. My bad, didn't notice. I'm really not trying to make invalid deals this week I swear.

Pretty soon this guy is going to want to sign Ilya Kovalchuk to a long-term-cap-circumventing-front-loaded contract.

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#1483667 The LSHA Rules And Regs

Posted by Tamby on 15 August 2011 - 08:20 AM

It is each owner's responsibility to be aware of the rules and draft dates. Asking for a redraft because you made a booboo isn't fair to the people who did prepare and read the rules, as far as I'm concerned. It'd be like me requesting a redraft because the team I have was autodrafted for the first 7 rounds, and I'd strongly argue that choosing your own players in the first quarter of the draft is infinitely more crucial than getting to select players in the final quarter.

Not to be a jerk here, but not knowing about player movement or draft dates is the fault of the owner(s), not the league, and I think the swaps LS has already made regarding the autodraft are more than fair. If you have too many of one position, use trading, your single Free Agent signing and waiver pickups to replace those players like everyone else will be doing.
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#1465456 LSHA Inaugural Draft Lottery Revealing Party

Posted by Commissioner on 08 July 2011 - 08:00 PM

I don't think Deezy's been this upset since the first time he watched Matt Stajan in a Flames uniform.
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#1411100 My head hurts

Posted by Money on 10 March 2011 - 02:07 PM

I am fully against heads hurting. I think we need to take drastic steps to make hurting heads illegal. The BoG will look into 437 different proposals and bring the absolute most controversial one to the league to vote on. Then we can have a 37 page discussion on it, in which we accomplish nothing but making our heads hurt.

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#1398191 LSHL Rumour Mill

Posted by Money on 10 February 2011 - 03:32 PM

Edited to reflect the current roster. We'll say im just fielding offers until the deadline unless something is too good to pass up and I have a feeling nobody understands what im looking for if i am to trade Ryan Whitney.

Ryan Whitney could be moved for a 1.5+ ppt/gm player. We'll see..... [/font][/color]

Dude I don't know if people don't understand what you want for Ryan Whitney, or if they just aren't willing to come close to a 1.5+ point per game player. There are only 30 of them in the league. Hell, the three lowest players with more than 1.5 points per game are Eric Staal, Mike Richards and Nik Backstrom.
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#1408578 Salary Cap!

Posted by Money on 06 March 2011 - 02:54 PM

If expansion is the problem and two teams contracted would solve all of our problems, then I will volunteer the Hitmen and the Scrabblers to be the two. And in that event, we can either make the League a free one, or else move it offsite and continue to ask for admission fees.

So you would rather destroy the league than admit you made a mistake?

Look I understand the appeal of wanting the LSHL to mirror the NHL. But it doesn't work that way. They are not the same thing and cannot be treated the same way. There simply isn't enough players to make 30 teams competitive. And it takes a special breed of person to take over a bottom feeding team in a 30 team league and stick with it for the three or more years (at least) that it will take to rebuild them. I doubt that we can keep 30 owners that will have that commitment. Historically, the LSHL has had pretty high turnover rate with owners. And yet we have continued to expand. Yes, we have been able to fill the spots but for the most part, the people who have left have been the people who came in with crappy teams.

I am not suggesting contraction by removing any of the current owners. You know we will lose a couple of owners this year, and I suggest we don't replace them. Drop to 28 teams and see if that fixes some of the problems. Its a much better scenario than completely changing the league and driving out a good number of your current owners, most of whom have been in this league from the start.
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