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New DNA study actually proves the existence of Sasquatch


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#1 OFFLINE   CoyoteQ

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 12:21 PM

According to PRweb.com, a team of scientists, using samples of strange, unknown hair, found in the wild, have confirmed the existence of a novel hominin hybrid species, commonly called “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch,” living in North America.

Researchers’ extensive five-year DNA sequencing study suggests that the legendary Sasquatch is a human relative that arose approximately 15,000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern hottie sapiens with an unknown primate species.

The study was conducted by a team of experts in genetics, forensics, imaging and pathology, led by Dr. Melba S. Ketchum of Nacogdoches, Texas. In response to recent interest in the study, Dr. Ketchum can confirm that her team has sequenced three complete Sasquatch nuclear genomes and determined the species is a human hybrid:

“Our study has sequenced 20 whole mitochondrial genomes and utilized next generation sequencing to obtain 3 whole nuclear genomes from purported Sasquatch samples. The genome sequencing shows that Sasquatch mtDNA is identical to modern hottie sapiens, but Sasquatch nuDNA is a novel, unknown hominin related to hottie sapiens and other primate species. Our data indicate that the North American Sasquatch is a hybrid species, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female hottie sapiens.


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Posted 27 November 2012 - 12:38 PM

So it's true that Shea Weber is related?
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 05:30 PM

According to PRweb.com, a team of scientists, using samples of strange, unknown hair, found in the wild, have confirmed the existence of a novel hominin hybrid species, commonly called “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch,” living in North America.

Um, yeah, those would be called my in-laws. If you ever saw my wife's brothers, you'd understand.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:37 PM

So it's true that Shea Weber is related?

Considering where Weber is from, Sicamous, B.C., the home of the Sasquatch, I don't think he's related, I think he IS the Sasquatch.
He even has the right personality!!
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:48 PM

Considering where Weber is from, Sicamous, B.C., the home of the Sasquatch, I don't think he's related, I think he IS the Sasquatch.
He even has the right personality!!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:42 PM

Considering where Weber is from, Sicamous, B.C., the home of the Sasquatch, I don't think he's related, I think he IS the Sasquatch.
He even has the right personality!!

At least he can afford a lot of Jack Links jerky with his new contract. Once he actually starts playing.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:47 AM

At least he can afford a lot of Jack Links jerky with his new contract. Once he actually starts playing.

You should see the sweet boat he bought with his first cheque!!! Nicest boat on Lake Okanagan, and there's lots of boats out on the lake.
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