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#1 OFFLINE   blackoutdallas

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 03:41 AM

I did not see a new thread for this up yet so I figured I could make one since by the rules we can start claiming free agents





And also with our 2012-2013 FA addition, Dallas would like to add Damien Brunner of the Detroit Red Wings. Place him on the bench for the start of the year please.
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 03:44 AM

And also with our 2012-2013 FA addition, Dallas would like to add Damien Brunner of the Detroit Red Wings. Place him on the bench for the start of the year please.


Hate to burst your bubble here... but...

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#3 OFFLINE   blackoutdallas

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 04:04 AM

My bad, disregard then. Saw his age and thought he has passed through the draft here as well.
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 11:33 AM

This made me laugh for some reason.
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 11:43 AM

This made me laugh for some reason.


I figured he just misspelled "Fabien Brunnstrom"
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:20 PM

One pictures BOD studying rosters and breakout players furiously into the night.

"Hmm, Damien Brunner, he's old enough" he thinks to himself. "No way a guy like that is still available."

Just for kicks, he thumbs through the roster thread. As each passing team goes without Brunner's name, he goes quicker. In a fit of heated excitement, BOD skips over Brunner's inconspicuous slot on Selly's bench.

"Holy shit!" BOD says, standing up and arms raising high into the air. "Brunner is available!"

Not believing his luck, BOD hurriedly opens up the LSHL rules and finds confirmation that free agents can be signed immediately following the LSHL draft.

"I better get in there before those bastards Deezy, Imber, and MOB claim his ass," BOD exclaims.

With an elevated heartbeat and sweat beading up on his forehead, BOD busts into the LSHL forum and hits create thread.

"Load computer load!" he yells at the hockey gods from his chair, before being granted access. "...And also with our 2012-2013 FA addition, Dallas would like to add Damien Brunner of the Detroit Red Wings. Place him on the bench for the start of the year please."

"Fuck yeah!" BOD yells, thoughts of Brunner on Toews' line bringing him to full mast. "What a coup."

Three minutes later a response is posted to his thread, inexplicably at nearly 4 am EST.

"These bastards never sleep," BOD says. "I bet MOB has come into say what a steal this was and how he couldn't believe this one got passed him."

BOD's dreams quickly disintegrated into a nightmare as he opened the thread. MOB revealed the horrifying truth that Brunner's not available. Now he's just somebody that BOD used to know. The parade would have to wait.

(You know you're my boy BOD, just couldn't resist)

This point has been edited by Imber: 17 January 2013 - 02:22 PM

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

"Fuck yeah!" BOD yells, thoughts of Brunner on Toews' line bringing him to full mast. "What a coup."


Toews line, eh?

Hate to burst your bubble...but...

Damien Brunner
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:34 PM

Toews line, eh?

Hate to burst your bubble...but...

Damien Brunner


On his own fantasy team ya goof. Don't soil the best line of the story ;)

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#9 OFFLINE   manovrboard

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:36 PM

On his own fantasy team ya goof. Don't soil the best line of the story xD


Well this makes much more sense.

I was gonna say, "Imber has been watching too much coverage of the Manti Te'o story. Making up all this stuff about Brunner's new partner Toews..."
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:41 PM

The use of the phrase "bringing him to full mast" warrants a thumb's down and ruined the entire story. Yargh.
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

The use of the phrase "bringing him to full mast" warrants a thumb's down and ruined the entire story. Yargh.


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Posted 17 January 2013 - 02:49 PM

Only the Anti-Nowhere League...
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Posted 17 January 2013 - 04:40 PM

And also with our 2012-2013 FA addition, Dallas would like to add Damien Brunner of the Detroit Red Wings. Place him on the bench for the start of the year please.

Jiminy cricket!
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 04:08 PM

Imber got it close. Little too PG rated and dramatized, but eh the basic progression is there.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:18 PM

Meanwhile back in the real world...

The Calgary Prairie Schooners would like to announce the signing of defenseman Mike Kostka.

He can grab a seat on the bench for now.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:50 PM

Meanwhile back in the real world...

The Calgary Prairie Schooners would like to announce the signing of defenseman Mike Kostka.

He can grab a seat on the bench for now.


Done
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:35 PM

The Hogtown Hitmen sign defender Matt Irwin.

Steven Kampfer was waived to make room.

Irwin will suit up with the big club for opening night.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:43 PM

The Hogtown Hitmen sign defender Matt Irwin.

Steven Kampfer was waived to make room.

Irwin will suit up with the big club for opening night.


Done
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:27 PM

The Tulsa 24, as part of resolving the current holdout of Jamie Benn, sign his brother Jordie Benn and put him on the bench so he can go talk his sibling into signing a new deal.

You can waive the retired Kristian Huselius to make room for him, please and thank you.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 08:50 PM

Dutchmen sign Alex Kovalev (assuming he's still free).

Edit: To clean up this move I made while broadcasting last night lol, I'd like to add him to the lineup, send down Joel Ward and cut Daymond Langkow.

This point has been edited by Imber: 20 January 2013 - 02:19 PM

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