Fate smiled on the New York Rangers when reports came back that All-Star defenseman Dan Girardi’s X-Rays were negative from the shot he took off his ankle/foot from the stick of Habs’ blueliner P.K. Subban. As Ranger fans we can all now breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Girardi almost certainly won’t be missing significant time. That Girardi isn’t seriously injured leads me to question some things though… some peculiar patterns in the Matrix, if you will. What I am going to suggest is not something that I alone believe, no… I am not some lone nutjob covering my walls in newspapers and cutting the eyes out of pictures of political figures in some dank basement or shed. Blueshirt Banter’s own Kevin Power stands beside me on this startling and troubling theory. Brace yourselves my friends, we are going to look into the abyss for a moment… pray it does not look back into us.