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Is Dan Girardi a mutant?


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#1 OFFLINE   Vader

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:51 PM

Fate smiled on the New York Rangers when reports came back that All-Star defenseman Dan Girardi’s X-Rays were negative from the shot he took off his ankle/foot from the stick of Habs’ blueliner P.K. Subban. As Ranger fans we can all now breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Girardi almost certainly won’t be missing significant time. That Girardi isn’t seriously injured leads me to question some things though… some peculiar patterns in the Matrix, if you will. What I am going to suggest is not something that I alone believe, no… I am not some lone nutjob covering my walls in newspapers and cutting the eyes out of pictures of political figures in some dank basement or shed. Blueshirt Banter’s own Kevin Power stands beside me on this startling and troubling theory. Brace yourselves my friends, we are going to look into the abyss for a moment… pray it does not look back into us.

 

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:51 PM

:lol2:


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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:50 AM

FACT: After an exhaustive
three minute search I could find no account of Dan Girardi’s birth or
his birth records on the internet. All I could find is that he was born
in Welland, Canada. Welland, like "Wolverine" starts with "W"…
coincidence? Perhaps but I doubt it my friends. I fucking doubt it.

 

Lol, brilliant


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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:51 AM

Heh, to funny.


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:51 PM

:lol2:   That was great investigative reporting. 


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